- Come in and tell her there is both cat throw up and poop to clean up.
- Tell her you don’t have time to clean it up because you are running late.
- Tell her it’s because the cats need new cat sand that this happened.
- And let her know that we will have new cat sand whenever said wife “feels like going to Costco.”
- Do the whole passive-aggressive thing by reluctantly helping while sighing the entire time.
And that is how you piss off your wife.