1. Come in and tell her there is both cat throw up and poop to clean up.
  2. Tell her you don’t have time to clean it up because you are running late.
  3. Tell her it’s because the cats need new cat sand that this happened.
  4. And let her know that we will have new cat sand whenever said wife “feels like going to Costco.”
  5. Do the whole passive-aggressive thing by reluctantly helping while sighing the entire time.

And that is how you piss off your wife.